Skins

Skins Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "Eura"

Chris: Hey, porn stars! Quit boring me! Let's party.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stanley: Shout! Shout! Let it all out. These are the things I can do without.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cadie: Just go crazy. See what happens.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cadie: I don't know if it was real. Why is that, Stanley?
Stanley: Oh, no reason, apart from every time we get together, you mostly try and kill yourself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abbud: No, dude. It's a Muslim rehab. I'll probably have to get a beard, and that's a problem because it only grows under my ears. And I'll never get to see Daisy's breasts again. I don't care how many virgins are waiting for me. It's like way bad.
Chris: Virgins? What do you have to do to qualify?
Abbud: Die.
Chris: Seems a little out there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Tina"

Tina: Don't tell anyone and I'll give you an "A"
 • Rating: Unrated

Abbud: You're one of us, Tina.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dave: What may seem creepy now, will someday be a great "how we met" story.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: You can't cry on your birthday. It's against the rules.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "Daisy"

Daisy: Do you want to have sex?
Abbud: Do I ever!
 • Rating: Unrated

Daisy: My sister gets home in 45 minutes. Is that enough time?
Abbud: Yeah. That's enough for lots of times.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chris: Wow. This is epic. The monkey man is here. Let's party!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tony: Jesus. What happened here?
Daisy: Eura happened.
 • Rating: Unrated

Daisy: What is this, an indifference convention?
 • Rating: Unrated

Abbud: I am an emotional black hole.
 • Rating: Unrated

Daisy: You bend my horn, I swear, I'll leave you and never come back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Michelle"

Michelle: Why would I listen to a confused lesbian slut?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stanley: I've been dreaming of this for like years, and now it's over before you ever got to tie me up and put caramel sauce all over me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stanley: Michelle, you're taking your clothes off!
 • Rating: Unrated

Principal: 1992. That was the year I stopped pretending to be stupid because I was pretty.
 • Rating: Unrated

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