Pete: Which sucked, 'cause he had a killer tree fort his dad built in the woods.
Clark: It was okay.
Pete: Clark never liked it. He used to get sick just walking over there.
Chloe: How come?
Pete: He was afraid of heights.
Clark: I didn't believe it was structurally sound.

Clark, Whitney tied you up on a pole in the middle of a field. Even the Romans saved that for special occasions.

Lex

Smallville Season 1 Episode 2 Quotes

Lana: Did you know you can see my house from here?
Clark: No. Really?
(he moves the telescope away from her house)
Clark: You know, we've lived a mile apart our whole lives and you've never come over.
Lana: And you're wondering what I'm doing here now.
Clark: Not that I don't enjoy the company, but yes, I was.

Oh, Lex is definitely one of a kind.

Clark