Smallville Season 9 Quotes
Chloe: You know, even though Watchtower's back in the game, I'm still coming up empty-handed on the Kandorian front. It's like they vanished into thin air.
Oliver: You know, that might have something to do with the fact that they can fly.
Chloe: Sarcasm noted.
Perry: Look, Lane... if for some reason I don't make it and you do...
Lois: Don't talk like that.
Perry: It's not pretty , but it has to be said. I think I deserve first position on the byline.
Lois: So, is this what it was like when you busted the Star City Strangler?
Perry: Did I do that?
Lois: Yeah.
Perry: In the '90s. Ah, those were my fuzzy-navel years. I've blacked out most of that decade.
Sometimes the hardest save to make isn't a stranger in a burning building, it's the person closest to you.
Martha
Perry: All right, you lovebirds. Tell us what it's like working together and dating.
Clark: It's never been better.
Lois: It's kind of like being on a chain gang with your ball and chain.
I've got to hand it to you, Mrs. K--running Senate subcommittees by day, cooking rockin' meals by night. You put the "M" in "modern woman." Me, I put the "T" in "takeout."
Lois
Clark: I'm sorry, Lois, I thought you were a...
Lois: Thief? If you can't recognize my butt in a pair of jeans, then what are you thinking about?
What is it exactly about a telescope that merits 76 trombones and a big parade?
Chloe
You're here. I can't know who you are. I'd give anything to see your face... to know your name. But you can't protect us if we know who you are. I understand that now.
Lois
Chloe: Hey! Do you ever check your voicemail?
Clark: Looks like someone missed breakfast in bed with Oliver this morning.
Chloe: I'm not here to talk about my love life.
Clark: That makes two of us.
Lois: Chloe, can you believe it? I'm early.
Chloe: No, Lois, "early" is when you arrive at your destination by a set time. Not when you can see it from seven blocks away.
Stern: Let me guess. You two have a lovers' spat?
Lois: Clark and I don't spat. There was no spatting.
