Popular Smash Quotes
Sam: Ivy's doing the nasty with the Dark Lord, huh?
Dennis: That's what I said.
Karen: Who's the Dark Lord?
Sam: Sauron himself, Derek.
You should be helping me.
Karen
Ivy: I just wanna feel safe.
Derek: Then go back to the chorus. There's nothing safe about being a star.
Ivy: Am I late?
Derek: No, Karen was early.
Michael: Have you seen Julia?
Tom: She's working from home. She's having family issues and that's where she needs to be. With her family!
Tom: I think the real problem is Michael Swift.
Julia: Yes, I think he should go.
Your day will come because there is no question you're a star.
Leigh [ to Ivy]
I know I don't say this enough, but you're wonderful in this show, and you're gonna be great tomorrow.
Derek [to Ivy]
Michael: But, I'm fired. If I weren't fired, I'd quit. They are everything to me and I've been stupid.
Julia: Me too.
Derek: Don't be afraid of the sex.
Karen: I'm not
We were friends! Do you remember that?
Tom
Eileen: If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it?
Julia: That? ... It is a real Degas.
Eileen: Yeah.
