Great. Another crook.

Eileen

Derek, seems our movie star has requested yet another work session. Buckle up.

Eileen

Rebecca: And I was thinking about hiring a vocal coach. Is that a good idea?
All: Yes.

You need to have a thicker skin, Iowa.

Ivy

Derek: I think you'd make a brilliant Marilyn. I see it. You know. In my head.
Karen: Really?

You are not an understudy. You are a star.

Rebecca

Do you have something without peanuts in it?

Rebecca

It's like some demented fairy tale. You drink a magic potion, you kiss a movie star, and presto you are one too.

Ivy

Suggestion ... I think Marilyn should sing that song.

Rebecca

Ivy: I'm a women of many talents.
Derek: And, that is why I love you.

Michael is not coming back! That's it. End of discussion! End of discussion.

Julia

Eileen: If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it?
Julia: That? ... It is a real Degas.
Eileen: Yeah.

Smash Quotes

Sam: Ivy's doing the nasty with the Dark Lord, huh?
Dennis: That's what I said.
Karen: Who's the Dark Lord?
Sam: Sauron himself, Derek.

Eileen: If that were a real Degas, what would you pay for it?
Julia: That? ... It is a real Degas.
Eileen: Yeah.

Smash Music

  Song Artist
Song Never Give All the Heart Smash Cast
The National Pastime Smash Cast iTunes
Song Beautiful Smash Cast