Survivor

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You are a 100% grade A dirt squirrel and it's time for you to go home.

Benry

Leif's turning in to an annoying little oompa loompa.

Colton

Fist bump, girl!

Courtney

We're going to cut his throat faster than Taylor Swift writes a song about an ex-boyfriend.

Colton

I have nobody to blame but myself...I'm still pretty awesome.

Tyson

There was not 24 hours in that day, it was 26 but it really felt like 48.

NaOnka

I'm running the entire show right now. If you can't see that, you're Helen Keller.

Colton

Ok, Jeff, I know you've been waiting forever to do this.

Amanda

Kat, you are as dumb as a rock.

Nina

You know how some people forgive and forget? Well, I don't forgive and I don't forget.

Sandra

Regale me with a story, woman.

Jeff

I've got rhythm, baby.

Philip
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Survivor Quotes

Doesn't Tarzan look naked from here?

Sabrina

I hate playing the game with these people.

Coach