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Survivor

You are a 100% grade A dirt squirrel and it's time for you to go home.

Benry

Fist bump, girl!

Courtney

I have nobody to blame but myself...I'm still pretty awesome.

Tyson

We're going to cut his throat faster than Taylor Swift writes a song about an ex-boyfriend.

Colton

I'm running the entire show right now. If you can't see that, you're Helen Keller.

Colton

Ok, Jeff, I know you've been waiting forever to do this.

Amanda

You know how some people forgive and forget? Well, I don't forgive and I don't forget.

Sandra

There was not 24 hours in that day, it was 26 but it really felt like 48.

NaOnka

Kat, you are as dumb as a rock.

Nina

Leif's turning in to an annoying little oompa loompa.

Colton

Brandon is running around in Brandon mode.

Coach

Hey JT, would you like a banana?

James (sarcastically)
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