I should be a pirate.

Benry

The little Cochran that could.

Elyse

The fact that you and I are talking now, means we're dead.

Sandra (to Candice)

These girls remind me of crabs.

Philip

I knew I picked the right guy"

Parvati (to Russell)

We're literally starving out here.

Coach

I don't smell very good, but you look good.

Rick

Get your tie-dye ready because you're going home.

Russell

Sometimes you've got to sack up and go for it.

Ozzy

It's my game, I'm in charge.

Boston Rob

Is Ashton Kutcher going to punk me?

Sabrina

If I find the idol, Russell gets another blindside.

Russell