I should be a pirate.

Benry

The little Cochran that could.

Elyse

I love this game.

Kim

I hate playing the game with these people.

Coach

Alicia...pathetic.

Jeff

[Phil], you were a soldier out there tonight.

Rob

This game has turned me into someone I'm not.

Holly

Sometimes you've got to sack up and go for it.

Ozzy

[Jane's] got some serious superwoman strength in there.

Benry

After 35 days of having this pain in my ass, I think I'm finally going to get some relief tonight.

Rob

These girls remind me of crabs.

Philip

I'm not scared, why are you threatening me?

Sandra (to Russell)