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It's really hard being the leader of a bunch of idiots.

Colton

If [Monica] thinks she can turn this sinking ship around, by all means, take the wheel.

Colton

Watching Tarzan at the challenge today looked like watching a wounded hippo move over water.

Christina

I can be Colton's bitch, I can be whatever you want me to be. Just don't vote me out.

Jonas

Alicia is following me like a fiddle.

Colton

I'm asking you to trust me, one person, who can control those guys.

Colton

I just found the hidden immunity idol. It's in my crotch.

Kim

I don't consider Colton as a guy, so we have four girls against three guys.

Alicia

It reminds me of back in 1979 when I was playing cornerback for the Central Valley Bears.

Troyzan

[Colton] Don't you forget who's your mama.

Monica

Even if the girls on Salani did not have the guys, they'd still probably kick out butt.

Alicia

We are going to be the laughing stock.

Alicia
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Survivor Season 24 Episode 5 Quotes

We don't know what the heck these guys are thinking.

Christina

The guys are much more of a mess than we thought.

Sabrina