Survivor

Survivor "Don't You Work For Me?" Quotes

Mike: I haven't been this hungry in my life. I haven't thought about sex in two weeks. All I think about is food.
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Rob: Phillip - never one to shy away from a moment in the sun.
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Ralph: I asked any of the other ones if they want their fingers cleaned or licked, I'd work on them too.
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Rob: Aren't you in my alliance? Don't you work for me?
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Russell: It's hard to be a professional quarterback and have pee-wee leaguers on your team. I gotta run the ball, I gotta catch the ball, I gotta throw the ball.
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Russell: If this was the real world, I'd be rooting for Matt. But, it's not. It's Survivor.
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Sarita: If I'm able to watch Russell walk off and go home, that'd be my million dollars.
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Boston Rob: Who comes on Survivor and wears pink tighty-whities?
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Boston Rob: Saggy-bottom panties. I could go thirty-nine days without seeing that?
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Russell: My tribe they gonna come here one at a time, I'm gonna pick 'em off and I'm gonna make 'em suffer.
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