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Am I so far up Kim and Chelsea's ass that I can't see that I'm a weak player?

Kat

Troyzan: I've got some ocean-front property in Kansas I can sell you.
Jeff: I'm from Kansas, there's no ocean-front property there.

I won't believe Troyzan is going home until the moment he stands in front of Jeff and his torch goes out.

Kim

I'm a Special Ed teacher. I handle Christina like one of my students.

Alicia

If I got a couple of votes, all hell would break loose.

Alicia

[Christina] sways like the wind.

Sabrina

Kat needs to be soothed. She's a hot mess right now.

Sabrina

We're going to have to do some damage control with our alliance.

Kim
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