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From the beginning you said it would be the five of you. Now what?

Jeff

Brandon often thinks an apology absolves all sins. Maybe that's true in church, but on Survivor people are not as forgiving as Jesus Christ is.

Sophie

It's like beating your wife and then buying her a diamond necklace.

Edna

Brandon so truthfully sticks his smelly foot in his mouth.

Brandon

The kid's a loose cannon and a ticking time bomb.

Coach

It's all about manipulation and control and the Hantz family are the kingpins.

Coach

If I had to grade Brandon on how he's playing the game right now, I'd give him a C. I don't know how he hasn't been voted off yet.

Sean Hantz

I'm playing this game to set an example to Christ.

Brandon

You could bring a phone from 1995 out here and it would look somewhat cool.

Coach

I don't smell very good, but you look good.

Rick

A 19-year old high school dropout who's advertised that he's crazy to dictate to me my own destiny here.

Edna

I can't believe I volunteered to come out here to be deceived by everybody.

Edna
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Survivor Season 23 Episode 12 Quotes

I feel like Upolu used me. I drank the cool aid.

Cochran

Did you learn your lesson?

Ozzy
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