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We are the tribe of the witless.

Nina

Nina is like the walking dead around here.

Sabrina

It's definitely the boobs that are hard.

Chelsea

Kat, you are as dumb as a rock.

Nina

Once again Kat jumped in for no reason.

Jeff

Colton: They should have just called it 'Survivor: Colton's World'.

The more Colton comes over the more he becomes a jerk by the minute.

Sabrina

I don't know if [Colton] has more estrogen in his body than testosterone.

Sabrina

Colton is like a virus without any cure.

Sabrina

We all have an extra appendage. That's the only thing I have in common with the guys.

Colton

We needed a tarp like a fat kid needs cake.

Sabrina

Doesn't Tarzan look naked from here?

Sabrina
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Survivor Season 24 Episode 2 Quotes

Nina looks like a bag of rocks...and I don't even know what that analogy means.

Alicia

If I saw her swimming in the ocean and drowning, I'd probably look the other way.

Alicia