Survivor

Survivor Quotes (Page 7)

Season 24 Episode 2: "Total Dysfunction"

Colton: They should have just called it 'Survivor: Colton's World'.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sabrina: The more Colton comes over the more he becomes a jerk by the minute.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Sabrina: I don't know if [Colton] has more estrogen in his body than testosterone.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sabrina: Colton is like a virus without any cure.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Colton: We all have an extra appendage. That's the only thing I have in common with the guys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sabrina: We needed a tarp like a fat kid needs cake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sabrina: Doesn't Tarzan look naked from here?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sabrina: Managing the airheads is going to be exhausted.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Alicia: Nina looks like a bag of rocks...and I don't even know what that analogy means.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Alicia: If I saw her swimming in the ocean and drowning, I'd probably look the other way.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 24 Episode 1: "Survivor: One World Premiere"

Jeff: Right now the guys are thinking 'we have them right where we want them - nutsville'.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Colton: We're going to cut his throat faster than Taylor Swift writes a song about an ex-boyfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chelsea: Don't mess with a country girl!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kourtney: I'm a girl, I know, we're crazy.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Chelsea: We'll be one huge ball of badassness.
 • Rating: Unrated

Colt: I'm the girl in the guys tribe.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jonas: "How bad ass can a sushi chef be?"
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

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