Are you trying to tell us you're going to be pooping sand?

Tarzan

Tarzan, quit talking, dude.

Jonas

Feel free to start working.

Jonas

I don't have any fingernails anymore. All the dirt is in my mouth. It was nutritious, but it's all in my mouth.

Kat

If there was a karma, Colton got some karma right back at him.

Jonas

Is Ashton Kutcher going to punk me?

Sabrina

Dude, snap crackle pop! That was the bomb.

Kat

Alicia...pathetic.

Jeff

I think I died last night. Alicia killed me in my dream.

Kat

Honestly, Christina, you've been the season's cockroach.

Colton

You might be able to make an alliance with a hermit crab at this point.

Colton

I'm sorry but that was the funniest tribal council I've ever been to.

Alicia

Survivor Quotes

I've been going 50 percent.

Troyzan

You can't give Boston Rob momentum. Not in this game.

Russell