It's easier to believe a lie sometimes than it is to accept the truth.

Edna

Cochran: Are you nervous about tonight? Do you have butterflies in your stomach?
Papa Bear: I have gas.

I already have this reputation as the nervous, neurotic scrambler.

Cochran

"It's a different kind of aggression than Russell had, but it is aggression." - Coach, speaking about Brandon.

I'd rather make friends out here than a million dollars.

Brandon

I reap what I sew, man.

Brandon

The fat lady has not sung.

Christine

Semhar: What's he like?
Christine: He's a bit, fat pain in the ass. He thinks he's King Farouk.

I think my tribe was not ready for someone who wanted to play the game right out of the box.

Christine

Dawn needs to pick up the pace. This is not a picnic.

Probst

I'm at the cool kids table, but I'm barely at the cool kids table.

Jim

New Cochran doesn't follow Mommy's advice all the time. He cuts open a coconut when he needs to, and he does it by himself, with a machete.

Cochran

Survivor Season 23 Quotes

If Dawn doesn't get it together, she very well could be going home.

Ozzie

This is Coach 3.0 and I'm here to win.

Coach