Do you think it's OK that I brought wine? I didn't want to come empty handed, but I don't want your parents to think I'm a booze hound or something.

Mingo

Kathryn: How were we supposed to know? It's not like we run background checks on all her boyfriends.
John: Well, we have to start.

Tank we both made mistakes, it doesn't mean our lives are over.

Bay

How is this going to work? How am I going to date a guy my parents hate?

Daphne

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.

Emmett: Can you find someone else on the planet to be your girlfriend besides my ex girlfriend?
Travis: You can't have a claim on her forever.

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

We should change the name of our band to "Free Beer."

Toby

I can't believe you think I'm the type of girl who would sleep with someone else's boyfriend.

Daphne [to Toby]

Wow heels and an apron, how "Mad Men" of you mom!

Bay [to Kathryn]

People like this kind of true-life horror story with a happy ending.

Tina

What you don't think I'd take the dare? Pick the guy.

Daphne

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.