There's a Hello Kitty convention in town, we can get matching tattoos.


Toby: I was way to hard on you at the orientation.
Daphne: It's alright; actually I'm glad you yelled some sense into me and I'm really glad I didn't go away to school.

Josh: Why are you sorry? They should be sorry. What, they can't take the extra three minutes it would take to let us catch up?
Daphne: Josh, I got this.
Josh: You guys are training to be doctor's, right? To heal people would are sick. You guys are douchebags! Did you know that?! Total douchebags!

You think I give a rats ass that you have a kid waiting for you back at whatever put you came crawling out of? I don't! I wouldn't think twice about writing you off and getting you locked up like Robbie just so I don't have to look at you anymore.


Daphne: I'm so sorry that this turned into such a mess.
Bay: Yeah
Daphne: That's why I'm not going to Gallaudet. I know that you didn't ask me too. It's just the right thing to do; stay.
Bay: You don't get a medal for not going.
Daphne: I know that. I just wanted to be around for you. For whatever you need.
Bay: Well I need you to not be here right now.
Daphne: What?
Bay: I need you to leave my room.
Daphne: Bay...I
Bay: No. Seriously.

Emmett: Bay and I had plans. She had a life we were excited about and you ruined it.
Daphne: I know and I'm sorry. But she'll be out there soon.
Emmett: No, she won't. Her probation got extended because she did something stupid which she never would have done if she hadn't been there in the first place.
Daphne: What are you talking about?
Emmett: Everyone has let you off the hook. Your parents, your sister, those stupid cops who believed this stupid lie. Daphne had a meltdown and so the whole family has to pay for it.
Daphne: Stop yelling at me and just talk to me, please.
Emmett: No one's telling you anything because they're afraid you're too fragile. But I'll tell you. There is no forgiving you for this. Ever.

Kathryn: Morning.
Bay: Mommy!
Kathryn: Mommy?
Bay: Is it Christmas?
Kathryn: Yes.
Bay: OK. I want you to make gingerbread pancakes and then I want you to sing Christmas Carols all day long. Oh, and baking. I want to bake!
Kathryn: Oh honey, stop. I know that you and I are really, really different. We always have been. I love all this stuff and you don't. I need to stop forcing it on you.
Bay: Mom, I love every single thing about our Christmases. That's not entirely true. But, every family has a little crazy and if I have to have crazy, I prefer your crazy over anyone else's.

Regina: The whole perfect Kennish Christmas thing makes me feel like you were cheated out of this storybook life; like you somehow drew the short straw because you got stuck with the single mom.
Daphne: Mom! I love our Christmases.

FauxDaphne: This is unbelievable. Apparently the only time Emmett and I have been naked together, rubber duckies were involved.
FauxBay: OK. I'm telling you. J & K are about ten minutes away from a very conscious uncoupling.
FauxDaphne: There's one more thing. Regina's drinking.
FauxBay: Oh no. Again?
FauxDaphne: I don't think she ever stopped. Think about it. She got sober after she found out about the switch. If that never happened...

John: Well, I see you're still using your mom's beauty products.
Toby: Good to see you, too, John.
John: Bay! Ready for some wind sprints?
Kathryn: She just worked out.
John: Yes, I'm aware of that Kathryn. Olympic Medalists don't just work once a day and then sit on their butts the rest of the day. It's crunch time. And yet, why am I explaining that to somebody who works 90 hours a week?
Kathryn: Don't do that. Don't pit Bay against me.

Bay: You have to admit, life would be a lot easier if we had never been switched.
Daphne: I was just thinkin' the same thing.

Come on, Mom, what is with you? You're like the cruise director on the cruise to Christmas hell!


Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.