FauxDaphne: This is unbelievable. Apparently the only time Emmett and I have been naked together, rubber duckies were involved.
FauxBay: OK. I'm telling you. J & K are about ten minutes away from a very conscious uncoupling.
FauxDaphne: There's one more thing. Regina's drinking.
FauxBay: Oh no. Again?
FauxDaphne: I don't think she ever stopped. Think about it. She got sober after she found out about the switch. If that never happened...

John: Well, I see you're still using your mom's beauty products.
Toby: Good to see you, too, John.
John: Bay! Ready for some wind sprints?
Kathryn: She just worked out.
John: Yes, I'm aware of that Kathryn. Olympic Medalists don't just work once a day and then sit on their butts the rest of the day. It's crunch time. And yet, why am I explaining that to somebody who works 90 hours a week?
Kathryn: Don't do that. Don't pit Bay against me.

Bay: You have to admit, life would be a lot easier if we had never been switched.
Daphne: I was just thinkin' the same thing.

Come on, Mom, what is with you? You're like the cruise director on the cruise to Christmas hell!


It takes three hours to open presents? We don't usually put that much emphasis on gifts.


Don't worry. Whatever happens, this will give me mad street cred as an artist.


John: What is going to happen to her?
Kathryn: I'll tell you what's going to happen. She is going to live through this, and so are we.

Toby: The thing is, there's a million people to do something with. But, there's just nobody to do nothing with. That's, uh, what I miss the most.
Lily: I better... Actually. I was thinking about going upstairs and doing nothing. Do you wanna come?
Toby: Yeah. I'd love that.

Bay: Who would have thought that we would end up graduating from the same school?
Daphne: Three years ago I didn't even know you existed.
Bay: And I had never even heard of Carlton.
Daphne: Do you remember that day, the day we first met?
Bay: I was so jealous of you back then.
Daphne: Now you're the one with the perfect boyfriend, perfect life out in L.A.
Bay: Daphne, stop.
Daphne: It's true. You handled everything so well after Angelo died.

We fight and then we bonk. That is our union. Fully stated.


Bay: I'm trying to have an adult conversation about this.
John: Following your boyfriend across the country is a puppy-dog move.

There's no going back, only forward. It's easy to live in anger, but I have to be grateful that at least, eventually, we found each other.


Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.