Tales of the Walking Dead
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There's nothing wrong with getting older. Come on. Let's finish this outside.
Joe
Joe: What'll happen first: the world ends or I pay off my shelter? DotTheEye, my hubs would leave me if he knew I upgraded to a platinum bunker. My sister thinks I'm too depressed. Let me tell ya, she's the one who's not seeing things clearly. You and I, we're just getting ready. My husband, Tom, he passed last month. I'm alone now. I'm so sorry. But you got me. Digitally, at least. You're the only one who gets me. Let's meet IRL. feel the same. But meeting? Are you afraid? Goddamn coward.
Evie: This couldn't have happened at a better time. The weather's still good, and honestly, you answered my prayers. Now, I don't want you to feel that, when I leave, that you got a raw deal. This place is end-times-ready. There's a greenhouse on a greywater system, with lots of organic vegetables. Although, I know everything's organic now, right? But, you know, we were organic before that. We also have a ton of weed plants. Natch. It's one of my hobbies. Look, I don't want to be too Pollyanna, but if there was ever an ideal situation to have your bike stolen, I mean, this is it.
Joe: Good luck driving it.
Evie: Oh, you think because I have two X chromosomes, I can't handle a hog? I've had worse between my legs.
Joe: It's got a kill switch. Designed by moi.
Evie: And now I know, so I'll figure it out, Monsieur.
Joe: But you won't.
Evie: Well, then you just became my involuntary chauffeur. Once you get me to wherever I need to go, you can take off. Besides... it's not a request.
Joe: That doesn't seem like a vegan's kind of gun.
Evie: Well, I haven't gone vegan yet.
Joe: Why do you want to leave here anyway?
Evie: Why did you leave your place?
Joe: How do you know I had one?
Evie: Because you're clean. And your bike has some pretty impressive mods, which would have been hard to do after the world went down. Am I warm?
Joe: Which is why I'm still here kickin' and most everyone else isn't. No one believed this could happen. No one ever thinks bad things will happen. But I was prepared, and I made sure I stayed far enough away so nobody who wasn't couldn't come crying to me.
Evie: Happy story, Mr. Sunshine.
The first few months down here were tough. Not the staying alive part. That was easy. Obviously, I was prepared.
Sandra
