Parrish: Just tell me one thing. Are all of you like Lydia? Are you all psychic?
Derek: Psychic?
Parrish: Yeah.
Scott: Not exactly.
Parrish: OK then, what are you?
[Scott replies with blazing red eyes.]

Stilinski: Son, are you going through my stuff?
Stiles: Yeah I go through your stuff. Especially when you keep things from me.

We're supposed to take care of each other.

Stiles

Scott, banshees don't predict danger. They predict death.

Derek

Now what I don't understand is why anyone would want to get massively, falling down drunk in front of an open fire.

Coach

Stiles: OK! What did you read?
Lydia: The Little Mermaid.
Stiles: You read that movie?
Lydia: It was a BOOK first. Hans Christian Anderson?

Scott: What happened to the gun?
Derek: You're covered in gasoline.
Scott: Oh yeah.

She was listening to the ranting and raving of a lunatic. A former lunatic, I'm much healthier now.

Peter

Stilinksi: The only person I'm pointing a gun at is you.
Peter: Then you better make it a perfect shot, Sheriff, because I don't go down easy.

Deaton: I need to know what she did to Derek Hale, and if he's dying.
Dr Valek: Why?
Deaton: Because of a promise I made to a woman I loved.

If I'm going to watch an entire lacrosse game, you better not suck.

Malia

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.