Stiles: He's inhuman. What is he, like a were-cheetah? Does that even exist? Is that even a thing?
Scott: He's just that good.
Stiles: No one's that good. No one human. I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.

Stiles: What the hell are we doing here anyway? We have 117 million problems and worrying about our status on the lacrosse team is not one of them.
Scott: It is now.

Stiles: Did you tell Argent?
Scott: I texted him but he didn't get back to me.
Stiles: You told him his sister came back from the dead by a text?
Scott: I didn't have the money to call France.

We're hiring you to find Kate, not assassinate the president.

Peter

Peter: The table's Italian.
Braeden: So are these boots. Are we going to talk interior design and fashion, or are we gonna talk numbers?

Stiles: Scott, if you had used any wolf power, that kid wouldn't be limping. He'd be crawling back to the other half of his body.
Scott: If I hadn't been so worried about being captain, he wouldn't be hurt either.
Stiles: It's OK to want something for yourself once in a while -- team captain, alpha werewolf. It's only human.

You seriously need to find something better than a baseball bat.

Lydia

Peter: Not to underestimate my own cognitive faculties, but we're not exactly a brain trust of geniuses here.
Scott: Then maybe we should call one.

Kate didn't just take him back to being a teenager. She took him back to the age when he still knew her. When he still trusted her.

Peter

Can someone in this town stay dead?!

Peter

Scott: This is Malia.
Peter: Beautiful eyes. Did you get them from your father?
Malia: Mother.
Peter: Interesting. Anyway, I'm sure they told you a lot about me.
Malia: The homicidal killing spree came up.
Peter: Well, we're all works in progress.

Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me. Totally and completely honest. Have you been time traveling?
Stiles: Hang on, what?
Sheriff: Because if time traveling is real, I'm done, I'm out. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
Scott: We found him like that.
Sheriff: Where? Swimming in the fountain of youth?!
Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Azetec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.

Teen Wolf Quotes

It's OK. It's OK, it's OK. It's OK, it's perfect. I'm in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I'll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott McCall.

Allison

You're the true alpha! Guess what all of us can't be true alphas! Some of us have to make mistakes! Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes! Some of us are human!

Stiles