The Americans
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Come home.
Elizabeth [to Philip in Russian]
You know Salisbury steak is technically a hamburger. In the shape of a steak.
Paige
This isn't going to go well for you, Old Lady.
Elizabeth
Ronald Reagan doesn't care!
Bruce
They get them when they're children. They indoctrinate them with friendship and songs and cute boys cooing about Jesus.
Elizabeth
What are you, the Kenny Rogers of Tel Aviv?
Philip
You look like a spy in an old movie.
Philip
Keep a tiger as a pet, it's still a tiger.
Elizabeth
Oleg: Squeeze your anus.
Nina: What?
Oleg: Squeeze your anus before you answer the question.
Nina: Is this a joke?
Oleg: No.
Elizabeth: What's this?
Henry: It's a Camaro Z-28. Dad just bought it. Isn't it awesome?
Phillip: Ahhmazing. Well, at least it isn't a plane.
I'll get you the signals before I leave for Nicaragua. Get that body out of my house.
Larrick
Philip: That was wonderful, Martha.
Martha: Ditto.