The Americans Quotes
You respect Jesus but not us?!Philip
Stan: I can fix this, but the God damned bureaucracy is killing us.
Deputy Attorney General: Beeman, I am the bureaucracy.
Stan: I know that sir. That's why I'm here.
I'll get you the signals before I leave for Nicaragua. Get that body out of my house.Larrick
Elizabeth: What's this?
Henry: It's a Camaro Z-28. Dad just bought it. Isn't it awesome?
Phillip: Ahhmazing. Well, at least it isn't a plane.
Oleg: Squeeze your anus.
Oleg: Squeeze your anus before you answer the question.
Nina: Is this a joke?
Keep a tiger as a pet, it's still a tiger.Elizabeth
You look like a spy in an old movie.Philip
What are you, the Kenny Rogers of Tel Aviv?Philip
They get them when they're children. They indoctrinate them with friendship and songs and cute boys cooing about Jesus.Elizabeth
Ronald Reagan doesn't care!Bruce
Elizabeth: What if something happens to the kids? Who will take care of them? We don't have any real friends.
Philip: Isn't that how you wanted it?
Elizabeth: Me? What's that supposed to mean?
You know Salisbury steak is technically a hamburger. In the shape of a steak.Paige