Amy got her ears pierced, she broke up with Sheldon, and she made us eat penis cookies.

Penny

If there was a hidden compartment, don't you think you'd be stuffed in it by now?

Leonard

Howard: I bet he picked up a lot of cute grad students in this bad boy.
Sheldon: And talked about physics with them!

It's bad enough I'm being taken against my will. I don't see why it has to be in some hippie's mobile sex dungeon.

Sheldon

Boy if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet.

Amy

The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 3 Quotes

It's bad enough I'm being taken against my will. I don't see why it has to be in some hippie's mobile sex dungeon.

Sheldon

Boy if my mom could see me now, she'd lock me in the sin closet.

Amy