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Until you manage to upload your intelligence into a self-sustaining, orbiting satellite equipped with high-speed internet and a cloaking device, you will be dependent on the human race.

Amy

Your critical attitude is ruining our Saturday night together, and I'm not above minimizing your window.

Sheldon

What happened to you Wolowitz? Couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?

Mrs. Latham

Put your tie back in your pants.

Howard

Let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled toucas.

Howard

Tater tots and a party invitation. What a great day.

Raj

It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on a pair of latex gloves I'll let you check me for a hernia.

Sheldon

You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 'Why can't vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?'

Howard
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