You're more than just my roommate. You're my partner.

Leonard

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• Added: February 25, 2016

Bernadette: What kind of cake do you like?
Sheldon: My favorite is chocolate with strawberry frosting, three layers. And if there's writing on it, make sure it's not all caps. I don't want my dessert yelling at me.

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Can we please drop this subject and pick a new one? I suggest, how thick can a soup get before it becomes a stew. The answer -- it may surprise you.

Sheldon

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• Added: February 25, 2016

Penny: Wait a minute, you mention his birthday and he vanishes?
Leonard: Where's that information been this whole time?

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• Added: February 25, 2016