The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation" Quotes

Amy: Sheldon ... all Snow White needs is one small kiss to wake up.
Sheldon: Heard you the first time.
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Raj: I'm counting that as foreplay.
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Bernadette: Everyone of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens.
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Amy: The world of science needs more women, but from an young age we girls are encouraged to care more about the way we look than the power of our minds.
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Sheldon: Hello, female children.
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Bernadette: We can't all be Cinderella.
Amy: Then, how do we decide?
Bernadette: Well, it's simple. This was my idea. I'm driving. I'm Cinderella. You bitches got a problem with that we can stop the car right now.
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Howard: Last time I was here, I was a scrawny little nerd.
Leonard: And, now, you're also an astronaut.
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Sheldon: I believe in a gender blind society like in Star Trek. Where women and men of all races and creeds worked side-by-side as equals.
Leonard: You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone?
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Leonard: Helping women?
Sheldon: Helping anyone. People should take care of themselves.
Leonard: Oh, like yesterday when you made me drive you to the dry cleaners, the pharmacy and the post office?
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Howard: Come on. If I was any good at convincing women to do stuff, I wouldn't have spent so much of my 20s in the shower.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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