I'm telling ya, I'm not on drugs. The government is out to get me!

Howard

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Alfred: I have prayed to God many times... to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.
Mary: Well he came close. He turned her into a block of ice.

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• Added: May 12, 2016

You can't ignore it. It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist.

Raj

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• Added: May 12, 2016

Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.

Sheldon

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• Added: May 12, 2016

Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug.
Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?

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• Added: May 12, 2016