The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 11: "The Cooper Extraction" Quotes
Bernadette: How come the three of you never got an apartment together?
Leonard: We talked about it, but Howard was in a pretty serious relationship with his mom.
Howard: I lived with her to save money.
Raj: You didn't have to buy groceries because you were breast feeding.
Penny: So what do you think.
Sheldon: A tad asymmetrical but nothing to be worried about.
I have two Ph. D's but somehow I'm the janitor of my sister's birth canal.Sheldon
Sheldon: I've seen things. Lady things.
Amy: Listen to me. That is not the way they usually look.
Sheldon: It doesn't matter. This is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show.
And turn the bedroom floor into a amniotic slip and slideSheldon
Sheldon: The second I go out of town you throw a Christmas party without me?
Amy: Yeah, kind of.
Sheldon: That's so thoughtful. You guys are the best.
Penny: Oh, that's great. You're gonna be an uncle. Uncle Sheldon.
Sheldon: No. I'll be Uncle Dr. Cooper.
I hope it's just a sprain. I cannot walk into that ER with another video game injury.Leonard