The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation" Quotes
Raj: When we tell the story, let's end it differently
Wolowitz: What are you thinking? A big musical number?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Leonard, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat
Leonard: Actually, it turns out I can
Sheldon: Well you shouldn't
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Wolowitz [to Raj]: Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped, but that's not the expression
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Wolowitz: They're called tattoo sleeves. I bought them online. Raj got a set too. Put them on, have sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced and I can take them off and still be buried in a Jewish cemetery
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Penny: I give up, he's impossible
Sheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: I'll tell you what, next french toast day, I'll make you oatmeal
Sheldon: Good lord, are you still gonna be here next french toast day?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny [after seeing Wolowitz in his goth outfit]: Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell?"
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8