That was an experiment to determine at what concentration does food start tasting moth-y.

Sheldon

• Permalink: That was an experiment to determine at what concentration does f...
• Added: October 29, 2010

And to think! I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you!

Sheldon

• Permalink: And to think! I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoi...
• Added: October 29, 2010

Leonard: You put moths in my food!?
Sheldon: For science.

• Permalink: You put moths in my food!? For science.
• Added: October 29, 2010

You're far too short to be Darth Vader. You're much more likely to be a turncoat Ewok.

Sheldon

• Permalink: You're far too short to be Darth Vader. You're much more likely ...
• Added: October 29, 2010

I just wanna put it out there in case I inadvertently squirt any pheromones in your direction.

Wolowitz

• Permalink: I just wanna put it out there in case I inadvertently squirt any...
• Added: October 29, 2010

This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoemaker.

Wolowitz

• Permalink: This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's m...
• Added: October 29, 2010

I think, "How could you? She's my sister!" takes preference over a five year old pinkie swear.

Raj

• Permalink: I think, How could you? She's my sister! takes preference over a...
• Added: October 29, 2010

Leonard: You know what happens when you yawn in public...
Sheldon: Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvela.

• Permalink: You know what happens when you yawn in public... Everyone will...
• Added: October 29, 2010

Raj: Hands off my sister.
Sheldon: Why would I touch her? She's covered in airplane germs.

• Permalink: Hands off my sister. Why would I touch her? She's covered in ...
• Added: October 29, 2010