The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement" Quotes

Howard: Oh I'm not hot enough for Angelina Jolie?
Raj: I'd like to weigh in here: No.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Raj: I'd like to raise two points, #1 I think they are talking about penises, and #2 these Mimosas are kicking my little brown ass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Bernadette: I'm the kind of girl who can get all the giant missiles she wants.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Please tell me you are not having coitus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Sweetie, let me put this in a way you'll understand. From the waist down, my shields are up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I'm prone to night terrors, so if I wake up kicking and screaming, don't panic. Just pin me down and stroke my hair and I'll be fine.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Radio contact is sufficient, no need to extend your middle finger.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon [to Penny]: She made the case that if we break down in the middle of nowhere, your Nebraska backwoods skills and brawny hands will give us the best chance to survive in the wild.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Howard: Nobody cares about your Kegel exercises.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Remember people we're only as strong as our weakest bladder.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

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