The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 6: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm" Quotes
Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive
Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and coughWolowitz
Leonard: I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. I mean, you can't compete with me on an intellectual level and so you're driven to animalistic puppery.
Kurt: Call me a "puppy animal?"