The Big Bang Theory

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Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive

Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough

Wolowitz

Leonard: I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. I mean, you can't compete with me on an intellectual level and so you're driven to animalistic puppery.
Kurt: Call me a "puppy animal?"

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The Big Bang Theory Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Leonard: I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. I mean, you can't compete with me on an intellectual level and so you're driven to animalistic puppery.
Kurt: Call me a "puppy animal?"

Check out the sexy nurse. I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough

Wolowitz