The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion " Quotes

Sheldon: Mine was great. I'm going to be a mommy.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Leonard: I am such an asthmatic dumbass.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Amy: If you're keeping him, I've got a cage you can borrow. One of the test monkeys slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck. It was both tragic and hysterical.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: Trust me, if I had a death ray, I wouldn't be living here. I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me for not using my death ray.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
Raj: Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or, a dolphin -- I go back and forth.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Raj: Come on, Sheldon, Star Wars.
Howard: I'm pushing play. I mean it. If we don't start soon, George Lucas is going to change it again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Tickets are 11 bucks. Not a date.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: No. You always picked and it was always the same. An hour and a half of beach houses in the rain until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along.
Penny: But, come on, that was a great movie and it starts in ten minutes.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Leonard: Too casual?
Sheldon: For an audience with the queen, yes. For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a flaming trash can, you look great.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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