The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex" Quotes
Wolowitz: I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom, and now I thought I'd learn Finnish.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Penny: Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
Leonard: And that didn't bother you?
Wolowitz: Au contraire; it meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Come on, let's get a drink.
Sheldon: I don't drink.
Raj: Well I do, and when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Sheldon: I'm sorry Raj, I have no desire to salute any article of clothing tonight, much less one that's linked to race riots in the 1940s.
Raj: Race Riots?
Sheldon: The "Zoot Suit Riots?"
Raj: Ohhhh. I always thought that was some sort of after-Christmas sale.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: We'd just see what's what.
Sheldon: That's a semantically null sentence.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: Good news guys, I got the four hour special edition of Watchmen.
Leonard: Got it.
Wolowitz: Seen it.
Sheldon: Detailed analysis posted online.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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