The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Rhinitis Revelation" Quotes

Sheldon's mom: Hear that? Girl trouble. Turns out we were both wrong on that front.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: None of our gods have abs like that.
Howard: Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: Well, I can't spend $12,000 on a handbag, but it's free to look upon those who do with righteous condemnation.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: I bet your mom is really proud of you.
Howard: Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. It'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still....
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Raj: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends. Sadly, three are dead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon's mom: ... there's no harm in trying something new.
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become -- willing to sail into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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