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Hear that? Girl trouble. Turns out we were both wrong on that front.

Sheldon's mom

Raj: None of our gods have abs like that.
Howard: Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.

Amy: Sheldon, is it possible that your foul mood -- or, to use the clinical term, bitchiness -- is because your mother isn't making you a priority?
Sheldon: No. Or, to use the clinical term: "nuh-uh."

Well, I can't spend $12,000 on a handbag, but it's free to look upon those who do with righteous condemnation.

Sheldon's mom

Sheldon's mom: I bet your mom is really proud of you.
Howard: Nope. She says if I don't back out, she's gonna go on a hunger strike. It'd take years before she'd be in any kind of danger, but still....

I couldn't find you guys, so I bought six new friends. Sadly, three are dead.

Raj

Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to spin the teacups.

Penny

Yes, Penny has a lot of money tied up in promiscuity futures.

Sheldon

Sheldon's mom: ... there's no harm in trying something new.
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.

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