Amy: I remember when we signed our first relationship agreement.
Sheldon: You seem to be forgetting the no nostalgia clause.

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• Added: January 19, 2017

I'd pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

Leonard

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• Added: January 19, 2017

Sheldon: At our age, why don't we call it man's night?
Leonard: Because we just spent all our allowance on comic books.

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• Added: January 19, 2017

Pink wine and pizza bagels? It's like 8th grade all over again.

Penny

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• Added: January 19, 2017