Oh man, when I come out of the closer I'm gonna nail those guys. [pause] Yeah. I heard it. Shut up.

Raj

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I have an old teddy bear I secretly wiped my nose on for years.

Sheldon

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Oh, they went to the store to get solder. Which is metal you melt to make science things.

Penny

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Wouldn't it be funny if after all your years of hard work, I'm the one who makes the big scientific discovery?

Penny

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Soup, sandwiches, and emasculation. Just like my mom used to make.

Leonard

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