The Big Bang Theory

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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 20 Quotes

If you need my nose, you'll find it firmly lodged up the rectum of the tenure committee.

Kripke

If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.

Sheldon