The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation" Quotes

Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: On Thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza, or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this. I know you're devastated that your ex-boyfriend has an exciting new lover with flawless, camel-colored skin.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: Don't be needy, bestie. That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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