The Big C

The Big C Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Cathy: You can either be fat and jolly or a skinny bitch. It's up to you.
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Cathy: Anyone ever seen The Patriot? Its depiction of the Revolutionary War is about 20% accurate, but even if you only absorb that much, you'll still know more than 99% of the population. Also, Mel Gibson is medium good. Enjoy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cathy: I'm just gonna have desserts and liquor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cathy: I don't wanna be the one to pick out a new couch. I wanna be the one to spill the fruit punch!
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Sean: The last you could do is buy a damn Hybrid.
Cathy: The least you could do is take a shower.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: Can we at least figure out what to tell Adam? Because right now, my story is: "Adam, your mom's a meanie!"
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