The Big C

The Big C Quotes

Season 2 Episode 8: "The Last Thanksgiving"

Paul: I honestly want to get laid this Thanksgiving. I'm touching my wife under the table right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andrea: I'm fat and you're gay so we're supposed to get along.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "Goldilocks and the Bear"

Cathy: It's always best to start with sweet and save hoochie for desert.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lee: You're actually my type, Paul.
Paul: Well I'm glad this didn't just get awkward.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cathy: Soulmate. Not only is it a cliche, it's the reasons millions of women are sitting at home and single.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lee: We're not soulmates. We're mole mates.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cathy: My family is blunt, tense and can't relax for s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 4: "Boo!"

Paul: You have cancer and that pretty much trumps everything all the time!
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: The next time you fire someone on Halloween, you might wanna take off your pointy f**king ears first.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrea: Hear that, Marlene? It's time to cross over, you racist bitch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sean: Marlene really put the nail in the coffin when she, you know, put the nail in the coffin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 3: "Sexual Healing"

Sean: I never got the Catholic school girl fantasy. Maybe that's because the of actual tragedy being perpetrated against Catholic school boys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrea: I, for one, think you're a pretty brave bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cathy: We're gonna cleanse the palette of our affairs. Come on. Do me. It's gonna be great.
Paul: This isn't sexy. It's aggressive and weird.
 • Rating: Unrated

Paul: Andrea saw me masturbating... for a big girl, she's stealthy as a f**king puma.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Rebecca: Compliments after sex? I'm tempted to double your meds and carry you around in my purse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrea: I'm cool with jokes about my weight. It's the elephant in the room. That's a joke, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrea: Don't freak out.
Cathy: Telling people not to freak out is not a great way to set people at ease.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cathy: I can't bring myself to intentionally puncture myself. I'd make a crappy heroin addict.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Musical Chairs"

Cathy: You think you're having fun right now?
Sean: Well, the tent's pretty cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

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