I stood you up and you still brought me breadsticks?

Sutton

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• Added: July 18, 2017

Why do you think Vladimir Putin is riding around Russia on a horse with no shirt on? It's because some girl rejected him in high school.

Ryan

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• Added: July 18, 2017

I'm going full Hamilton on this. Because I'm the definition of young, scrappy, and hungry.

Sutton

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• Added: July 18, 2017

Kamala Harris is the next Elizabeth Warren.

Jacqueline

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• Added: July 18, 2017

It's a good start. You need to get laid.

Kat

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• Added: July 18, 2017