This is such a ridiculous double standard! So if you sleep with a bunch of girls you're cool, but if I do I'm a slut?

Mouse

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I like you. Not because you're a bitch but in spite of it.

Sebastian

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If you'll excuse me I need to go jump my boyfriend and I suggest you do the same.

Mouse

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Maybe that's why Seth isn't excited about me. I don't have one of those. I mean I have two boobs, but not a hot body.

Mouse

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Carrie: I don't want to play games with Sebastian.
Maggie: Then prepare yourself to lose.

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Adorable and rich trumps stupid and lazy any day.

Maggie

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