The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Quotes

Season 1 Episode 13: "Kiss Yesterday Goodbye"

Carrie: How hard is it to be happy?
Larissa: Near to impossible.
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Dorrit: Tonight I just felt so happy I couldn't handle it for a second.
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Carrie: I love you so much my heart hurts. Is that what love's supposed to feel like? Pain?
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Larissa: Darling in order to embrace being a modern woman, you have to embrace the ways of the traditional woman. And I hear they really know how to pleasure a man, that's a skill everyone woman should know.
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Larissa: Haven't given up on the hair God?
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Carrie: Breaking up before prom might be even worse than getting dumped before Valentine's Day
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Season 1 Episode 12: "A First Time For Everything"

Sebastian: You just can't let anything be real can you. Most people when they feel something they say it?
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Mouse: I can't control myself when I'm with you.
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Chloe: Well color me interested. A book about sex and an outfit that doesn't scream "hate me!" Does little Bradshaw have a man?
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Carrie [to Dorrit]: As much as I like seeing you not look like the handmaiden of death, he should like you for who you are, not for who he wants you to be.
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Sebastian: You've got that look. Some might even call it a gleam, like you've got something to say to me.
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Tom: I'm an easy target, aren't I?
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Sebastian: I love you Carrie Bradshaw.
Carrie: I wanna have sex with you.
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Season 1 Episode 11: "Identity Crisis"

Walt: You're figuring out who you want to be, I feel like I'm struggling with who I want to be with.
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Sebastian: No one wants to get involved in their parents personal lives. We want them to be parents, not people.
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Carrie: Because of me Andy Warhol is out there... somewhere...bald.
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Maggie: So it's reunited but it doesn't feel so good?
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Carrie: All the women's magazines are always encouraging you to be a new you, but being a new Carrie wouldn't be enough. I needed to be a new Larissa.
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Maggie: I can't think of anything I would be less excited about than work. I plan to avoid work my entire life, I'm gonna have to figure out how to do that.
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Season 1 Episode 10: "The Long and Winding Road Not Taken"

Carrie: Well, for the first time in my life, I'm going to use "flabbergasted" in a sentence. I am flabbergasted.
Maggie: You should have him. He practically apologized to me. Clearly, he misses me.
Mouse: I officially join your flabbergastation.
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