I’m a mind-blowingly fabulous, but I’m not a mind reader.

Samantha

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• Added: November 01, 2013

I am gonna die here it’s not fair, I’m too beautiful to be a Central Park corpse!

Donna

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• Added: November 01, 2013

Does she only do activities that require nudity?

Walt [about Samantha]

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• Added: November 01, 2013

Are you telling me youre a phone sex virgin?

Samantha [to Mouse]

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• Added: November 01, 2013

I may have a pathological fear of hurting other people’s feelings

Carrie

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• Added: November 01, 2013