If you'll excuse me I need to go jump my boyfriend and I suggest you do the same.

Mouse

Maybe that's why Seth isn't excited about me. I don't have one of those. I mean I have two boobs, but not a hot body.

Mouse

Carrie: I don't want to play games with Sebastian.
Maggie: Then prepare yourself to lose.

Adorable and rich trumps stupid and lazy any day.

Maggie

I can't believe I'm quoting Nancy Reagan, but tonight a few of you just should've said no.

I realized being a princess isn't what I wanted to be. I wanted to be a good friend.

Can't buy me love.

Sebastian

I wish my parents would spend ten minutes caring about me as much as yours do about you.

Sebastian [to Mouse]

I have a girlfriend who's in Connecticut and she's waiting for me so I can't be gay.

Walt

You're a romantic. It's like finding a unicorn!

Larissa

This is what we do. We get our hearts broken and then we demonize the guys who broke up with us.

Maggie

The one thing you have to remember about labels is that they only matter if you let them stick.

The Carrie Diaries Season 1 Quotes

It was like putting a hot dog in a keyhole.

Mouse

It's always the same dream. I'm in the city and I belong. Manhattan is mine. But then I always wake up. The same old Carrie Bradshaw in Castlebury Connecticut.

Carrie