The Closer

The Closer "Forgive Us Our Trespasses" Quotes

Brenda: I can't think about that right now. I need to find someone who was with a minister who liked to wear women's underwear.
Fritz: Oh, Victoria isn't the only one with a secret.
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Brenda: So he did hang himself.
Dr. Morales: Only if he was somehow able to desperately scratch at his throat for air, severely bruise his knee and finally sprain his ankle in the process.
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Gabriel: It's either that or we try those red shoes on all the fair ladies of the land.
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Provenza: That's enough! Now we all know David, we've worked with him for years. He's a good guy, he's a great guy, and he's as loyal as they come. Or else he's a snitch!
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Brenda: What were the Wykoff's doin' when you found 'em?
Gabriel: Well, when we finally caught up with them at the church they were driving their minivan around the parking lot running over computers.
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Buzz: Maybe he just needed a quiet place to reflect.
Brenda: By the hour?
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Provenza: Okay, but hurry up. I'm not waiting here until Jesus comes back.
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Gabriel: She's a preachers wife! You do that a certain way.
Provenza: And you would know how to do that better than I would because...
Gabriel: Because when I was a kid, I went to church four times a week!
Provenza: Four times a week?
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