The Closer

The Closer Quotes

Episode 15: "Silent Partner"

Pope: All right. Seriously. You. Shut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: It's time to stop playing patty cake with these asssholes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sanchez: Chief, Goldman's here in this print shed right now. Everything you say and everything that you do will get back to him. You need to follow up without us. When you're not sure who you can trust, Chief, don't trust anyone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raydor: Before you start huffing and puffing and trying to blow my house down, you signed into San Quentin, Peter, and therefore it's public record.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: Well, in my business, finding that card on the body is what we call a clue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: I see the victim parked illegally. Is that what makes this a major crime?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter Goldman: Well, since our bad-mannered correction officer didn't do so, let me introduce myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 14: "Road Block"

Pope: Arresting a police commissioner's wife is not going to make us heroes around here.
Brenda: How much worse can it get? I mean, really?
Pope: I guess we'll see.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. Myers: Well, good for you and your higher power. Your body can't tolerate alcohol, you should give it up. Glad you figured it out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: Well, that is our new number one priority, Gayle. Finding the busboy. Oh, and making sure the responsibility party here doesn't get away because the police commissioner was trying to throw his weight around! You know what I mean?
 • Rating: Unrated

Police Commissioner Myers: Well, I don't have to tell you what she's like. I'm sure you must consider her a valuable asset. Still, all the lawsuits must make you wonder if she's really worth it.
Pope: Not really.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Playing Beethoven. As everyone knows, the favorite composer of nine out of ten car thieves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brenda: You see Mrs. Myers, last night there was a terrible accident around the time the car went missing. A 19 year old girl went missing.
Mrs. Myers: Oh my God.
Brenda: We have several witnesses describing a Mercedes exactly like yours.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gracey: I think I'm ok, I'm good. I don't feel anything at all. Just help me up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 13: "Relative Matters"

Flynn: Um...if you don't mind me buttin in, my sister had thyroid cancer.
Brenda: Oh, I'm so sorry. Wait a minute...how did you find out?
Flynn: Oh, your father. When they were handing out the gifts...Merry Christmas, I've got cancer! I guess there's no easy way to say it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claudia: You'd really send me to prison?
Brenda: Yeah, probably.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: I cannot believe that you would use my father's cancer to manipulate me into giving up this interview. It's awful. Shameful. Shameful!
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Hey Morris, I have a little tip on following someone. Where they go, you go.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pope: You know, it might me a lot easier on your parents than you think.
Brenda: Why do you say that?
Pope: Because they're here right now, and they're giving out gifts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brenda: No, it's my father. He's really sick. He's really sick. He just told me last night.
 • Rating: Unrated

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