The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 4 Episode 18: "The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling" Quotes
Darlene: I want to put a finished basement right here.
Becky: Oh, no way. You and I get in a fight, and the next thing I know, you’re locking me down there with Beverly Rose, and I’m tapping on the pipes for help.
Ben: Don’t finish the basement, just seal it. That makes more sense.
Darlene: I think I’ll decide what makes sense, just like you decided your face should be more wolf pelt than face.
Ben: I’m trying to help. Why do you keep jumping on me?
Darlene: Because you keep telling me what to do with my house. Let’s have a code, okay? When I want your opinion, I will use these special words. “Ben, I will probably do the opposite, but what do you think?
Becky: So, she bites your head off every time you say something, but you keep coming over, and you’re making this big push for two sinks. Who would use that second sink, Ben?
Ben: It’s not for anyone. It’s for resale value. I mean, it could be for someone who loves her and wants to live with her, like someone who has a railroad spike through their head and can no longer feel dignity.
My daughter’s got a house with a crematorium, and I’m just itching to fire that thing up.
Dan
I can handle anything he throws at me because that’s what I need to do to get where I want to go.
Mark
Darlene: I can’t believe this is happening. Don’t marry me just because you want a sink.
Ben: I don’t know how else to get one.
