Zoe: He's cute.
Pete: Yeah, he's a damn liar.
Zoe: The cute one's always are.

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He's a Mr. Know-It-All. He's a hot head. He's a pain in the ass!

Nick

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Nick: I'll be "Meredith" and you be "you."
Pete: You're Meredith?
Nick: Yeah.
Pete: Yeesh, what the hell happened to your figure?
Nick: I stopped doing Yoga.

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Stand up. Be a man and tell the truth. Just tell the damn truth!

Pete

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That girl will screw you every which way she can.

Nick

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Gun or no gun, jury's gonna love Joe Suburbs.

Nick

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Doesn't this guy have a face you just want to punch?

Pete

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You took him to a strip club? Sammy? A little early for the birds and bees isn't it Nick?

Pete

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Sam, I think it's best we don't tell your mom about this.

Nick

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• Added: October 07, 2010