The Defenders

The Defenders Quotes

Season 1 Episode 18: "Morelli v. Kaczmarek"

Pete: Who loves you, Nicky!
Nick: I love you, Petey!
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Frank Sinatra Jr.: You fantastic idiots. You have the finest, most successful law practice in the whole state of Nevada and you want to blow it. You want to destroy it. Don't you guys realize you two make each other possible?
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Nick: Damn. We're good together.
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Zoe: Wait. I just bought you shoes made out of baby cows?
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Nick: Zoe, I have missed you every second that you've been gone.
Zoe: Oh yeah? What about Honeybee?
Nick: "Uh, hello. I'm not in the office today because I've been fired." You're the best.
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Nick: I bet I can beat your Pontiac in my Cadillac.
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Zoe: I think you're missing a button, little sister.
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Nick: What? You're going to question my integrity in front of my new team?
Pete: You're a tyrant. You should work on that.
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Pete: Next time I'm driving.
Nick: You don't have a car.
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Nick: Pretty tense for a yoga studio, huh?
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Jessica: Guys! C'mon, is there anything you guys don't argue about? How about the music act?
Nick and Pete: Frank Sinatra Jr.!
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Season 1 Episode 17: "Nevada v. Greene"

Pete: You might want to get a little sun this weekend, Nicky. We're about to lose a murder trial on national TV.
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Nick [to ADA Cole]: By the way, I'm having dinner with your sister tomorrow night.
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Sally: Well, well, well. Nick Morelli. Oh, I saw you on TV, big man. You look like hell. I tease, buddy. You look great on camera, as long as it's pointed at Pete.
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Sally: I'm fat because every time I spank your daddy, he gives me a biscuit.
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Sally: Kaczmarek! You don't have to sneak around. No one cares that your friend here doesn't have papers. Hola. Como estas?
Pete: Yeah, Sally, this is...
Sally: Yeah. You can save your breath. You're going to need it later to blow up your date.
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Johnny Greene: Good job, Morelli.
Nick: Hey, it's what we do.
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Nick: You're a good kid, Zoe. Get me a donut.
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Season 1 Episode 16: "Noland v. Galloway Pharmaceuticals"

Nick: We're lawyers too. I'm ready to bite the tail of the dragon.
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Coffee Vendor: One plain green tea. I don't even know you anymore, Morelli.
Nick: That makes two of us.
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